Lord knows everyone got tired of Randy Orton threatening, Ill go to the papers if I have to!
after they played thatThats What I Amcommercial a billion times.
I volunteered to give their newest attempt,Christmas Bounty, a look.
I have a soft spot for Christmas movies, so I figure that might make it more forgivable.
Plus it stars Mike the Miz Mizanin and I admittedly find the guy pretty entertaining.
His partnership with John Morrison and all theinternet videosthey made together?
I was watching the latestMonday Night Rawand I wasnt so sure.
They promoted the movie with a clip and there didnt appear to be anything resembling humor in there.
This is what they were leading with?
Then James follows her to Trenton and things get awkward.
The Manucci part of the plot is kind of hilarious…in a bad way.
The setup is pretty sound in terms of concept, but the movie paints it so terribly.
FOR GOOD THIS TIME!
The sense of danger from having bounty hunters and the mafia go at it causes him to faint.
James stops being a character and becomes more of a nuisance.
Too bad they completely change one of the best and most defining parts ofCasablancasstory because of course they do.
Instead, he gets into a handful of fights with Tory, who is half his size.
Well, that and the occasional joke about Torys mothers gigantic cleavage.
Inexplicably, they replaythe exact shot laterto really drive home the concept for the sake of plot.
Thesame guyhands over his gun, which is placed onthe same hook.
Thats kind of weird.
Christmas Bountyisnt very good.
Is it worse thanKnucklehead?
Im not really sure, as Ive repressed most of my memories of that movie.
Somebody just got shot, but this sure is wacky!
sound effects and direction.
All that and theres very little reason for it to even be a Christmas movie in the first place.
The whole thing just makes me feel like this.
Because it totally does and its totally dumb.
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Rating:
1 out of 5
