Shut the FUCK up!

When I say comrades here, I literally mean those sitting comfortably.

Take me, for example.

Whats the phrase Im looking for?

Hell fucking yes I have.

Jesus Christ, Gibson is essentially living the dream.

Like a menu in a spin (chicken or fish?

Chicken or fiiiiiiishh?!

And thanks the rock gods, it has the meanest guitar riff stapled to its spine.

Sod it, you may think, Im off to kickstart my life.

But first, see this film.

Rating:

3 out of 5