If Steven Seagal films have taught me anything, its that sometimes running jokes can be taken too far.

Kill Switch

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His rules.

Steven Seagal IS Jacob, a detective who plays by his own incredibly violent rules and gets results.

Jacob is after The Grifter, a serial killer and total twat.

An inexperienced FBI agent keeps getting in Jacobs way and people keep going missing.

The Grifter sets Jacob up, framing him for the murders and effectively flipping his…Kill Switch!

Get me a fucking blanket!

yells Steven Seagal, in a moment that accurately sums up the charm ofKill Switch.

Its a big, dribbling, clumsy dog of a film, bounding around and knocking over furniture.

Its marred by hyperactive editing and some obvious stand in work, which is a shame.

The killer grabs a screwdriver, which is meant to threaten Seagal.

What is this leading up to?Kill Switchhammer fight!

Into the Sun

Only one man can stop the Yakuza.

Into The Sunis ridiculous.

The Japanese mobsters in this film are unhinged, shooting everyone who dares to encroach on their screen time.

The last 30 minutes in particular find Seagal in full on rampage mode.

His Aikido style of fighting often sees him flinging people into furniture and other breakable things.

Fire Down Below

Beneath a land of wealth and beauty hides a secret that could kill millions.

Undercover has never run so deep.

When Jack finds his good deeds met with glares and suspicion, he knows that something is up.

Much like me watching a Steven Seagal film, hes spurred on by a…Fire Down Below.

Fortunately for me,Fire Down Belowis a much better film than the tree-tonguingOn Deadly Ground.

Its cheeky, wacky and violent.

Then theres the toxic waste, which looks like barrels of Predator blood.

Belly of the Beast

A fathers rage knows no limits.

Steven Seagal IS Jake Hopper, a former CIA operative.

God knows why people are still kidnapping Steven Seagals characters daughters, but thats exactly what balaclava-wearing wombats do.

Seagal teams up with a former partner-turned-monk and goes on a fighting spree in an effort to rescue her.

Belly of the Beastis bizarre.

To me, thats its appeal.

Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

A top secret nuclear satellite.

A team of international terrorists.

A government held hostage.

An undetectable moving headquarters.

Only one hero stands in their way.

Steven Seagal IS Casey Ryback.

Its up to Ryback to stop these railroad rotters before they blow up something important or kill his niece.

Ryback is right back!

You think this is being shot?

This isnt being shot!

laughs Casey Ryback when questioned about his bullet wound.Under Siege 2is a bit like that.

Brief aside; this film features an awesome fire stunt.

Theres also a scene featuring the villains standing around and gossiping about how good Ryback is.

They must have seenUnder Siege.

Under Siege 2is more fun than you probably think it is.

I guess Im not trained for this!

Under Siege 2is perhaps most notable for the number of henchmen that Seagal throws off a cliff.

Part 5 of the top 25 Steven Seagal films is coming soon.