It’s the role of a lifetime, and we all play it.

This added another layer of distance between screen real life Malkovich and real real life Malkovich.

Funny, I keep writing Malkovich.

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Ive never written Malkovich so many times.

Cheesier than aquattro formaggio, and consequently irresistible.

6: Billy Zane Zoolander(2001)Listen to your friend Billy Zane.

Hes a cool dude.

The best of these is the meeting between actor Alfred Molina and actor Steve Coogan.

When Steve Martin asks him why he does it, he replies:

Ive always just loved to kill.

I really enjoyed it.

But then I got famous, and its just too hard for me.

And so many witnesses.

I mean, everybody recognized me.

I couldnt even lurk anymore.

Id hear, Whos that lurking over there?

Isnt that Merv Griffin?

So I came to Europe to kill.

And its really worked out very well for me.

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