Vanessa is only one of the many loves of Wade Wilson’s life.
For a guy who looks like an avocado, Deadpool gets around.
Its not exactly lying as Wades actions are all motivated by love.
The sense of humor and abs probably help.
Hes been married a handful of times.
The guy gets around.
Lets take a look at the ladies of his life who could look past his skin texture.
COPYCAT
Vanessa Carlyle
Dont let that blue-skinned appearance fool you.
Thats the same Vanessa that Morena Baccarin plays in the movies.
Copycat lived with Wade years ago, when he was a simple mercenary.
Since Vanessa was a mutant shapeshifter, the two ended up working together after Wade became Deadpool.
When Deadpool became more of a good guy, Copycat targeted him and failed.
Then she tried to get back with him through disguising herself as various women interested in dating him.
Deadpool later admitted that he knew it was her and the two rekindled their relationship.
Another reason why she left came from issues with her powers.
Weapon X brought Deadpool back into the loop and gave him the mission of killing Copycat.
Deadpool instead rebelled and tried to save her life.
She was sliced to ribbons by Sabretooth and died in Deadpools arms, swearing that she always loved him.
It wasnt until AFTER the movie was released when Deadpool even brought that up.
Even then, it was a secondary reason for him to consider killing Sabretooth.
During a fight with Juggernaut, Deadpools mask came off and he begged Siryn not to look.
From there, Deadpool became infatuated with her and would regularly watch over her when she was asleep.
She later admitted knowing he was there and feeling safe about it.Still creepy!
She forgave him at some point, although the passion was gone.
She seemed to regret it immediately and told him that it was over between them the morning after.
DEATH
Ah, the classic star-crossed lover story.
The man who cant die and the woman who is literally the embodiment of dying.
Once that business was done with, Deadpool couldnt hear nor see Death anymore.
Before the two could touch, Deadpool was revived on Earth.
Turned out a jealous Thanos had used a cosmic artifact to give Deadpool eternal life.
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Deadpool chose free will and killed the creature.
They took him in and in return, T-Ray killed Mercedes.
Then he believed himself to really be Wade Wilson and we got another big piece of Deadpools origin.
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To his surprise, she seemed rather into his grotesque features.
Deadpool would continue his job and would regularly come back to spend time with Anna.
Once things were done with, Deadpool refused to trust her, feeling used from the beginning.
Anna swore that that wasnt the case and handed Deadpool a gun.
If Deadpool truly felt that way, hed shoot her dead, but she was confident that he wouldnt.
Deadpool shot her dead.
He felt guilty about it for a while and was surprised when it turned out she was still alive.
He married her in Vegas, but she was gone the morning after.
What Deadpool never did realize was that Anna actuallywasdead.
This was just Copycat messing with him.
Mainly because Deadpool fell off the radar soon after and was believed to be dead.
Outlaw fell in love with Alex Hayden, otherwise known as Agent X.
During the storySuicide Kings, Deadpool was on the run due to belief that he caused a terrorist explosion.
Trouble followed, destroying Outlaws apartment and causing her to be very cross with Deadpool.
The two got married at some point, despite Alexs warnings.
The marriage soon got annulled.
In other continuities, Outlaw has been the go-to love interest for Deadpool.
In the end, he had to kill her to save the US from a massive nuclear explosion.
GRETCHEN WILSON
Not much is really known about Gretchen.
The story wasnt very good.
Im sure she was very nice.
Deadpool had a comparatively easy time dealing with the Thunderbolts except for team leader,Black WidowYelena Belova.
At first, Yelena rolled her eyes at his advances, but soon found herself laughing at his one-liners.
During a fight between the two, Deadpool grabbed her close and kissed her.
Black Widow was shocked by this and asked why hed do that.
From Deadpools fevered point of view, he saw her as Death and told her he loved her.
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Deadpool divorced her, returned to Earth and noticed that he may have developed a fetish for chubby girls.
She had lost a bet with a group of nerds and was forced to marry one of them.
Thats where he came up with plan B: marry Satana.
Hey, if they were married, she wasnt allowed to get married to any demons!
Satana had magically enhanced Deadpools soul and weaponry, which was just enough to take Asmodeus down.
And Satana is someone whos gotten frisky with Ghost from Thunderbolts, a guy who goes months without bathing.
Thats got to hurt Deadpool right in the confidence.
Deadpool insisted on joining them because he simply felt like getting in the way and being a comedic nuisance.
He ended up being caught by the White Man and was sent to rot with Carmelita.
To his outright horror, Deadpool found Carmelitas body in a pit of bullet-ridden victims.
Thankfully, Eleanor is alive and well.
Its only temporary, as in the year 2099, the two regularly fight crime together.
SHIKLAH
Most notably in the past few years, Deadpools main squeeze was Shiklah.
Although Shiklah tried to suck Deadpools energies with a kiss, she was shocked to see him survive it.
Together, the two went on an adventure to reach Dracula, falling for each other on the way.
This worked out for the better, as Dracula changed his plans and wanted Shiklahs death.
To screw with that arranged marriage, Deadpool and Shiklah got married on the way to fighting Dracula.
ROGUE
Captain America put together the Avengers Unity team.
Rogue was the team leader while Deadpool funded them.
Over time, Rogue grew to respect Wade and befriend him.
Finding out that his daughter Ellie was a mutant, Rogue promised to mentor her when her powers manifest.
After finally defeating the Red Skull as a team, Rogue and Wade had a very brief fling.
Rogue kissed him to absorb both his gross skin and his horrific memories.
Nothing much came of this situation outside of Gambit being very, very confused upon hearing about it.
Deadpool entered Weirdworld for the sake of hunting down and killing an accountant who was laying low there.
Deadpool was quick to get drawn into the Weirdworlds weirdness and the politics of the realm.
He found himself rescued by Kale, otherwise known as the Swamp Queen.
The two became allies and eventually got married.
Due to the way time is perceived in Weirdworld, they were together for years.
Deadpool did so, escaped the wrath of his soldiers, then escaped Weirdworld completely.
Since then, Kale has sworn her revenge.
Oh, and hes also had some very homoerotic fantasies involving giving Cable a massage on a beach.
Cable has supposedly had similar thoughts and the two have agreed never to talk about it.
