We all need heroes to look up to.
Heres why you could do a lot worse than choosing Neighbours Harold Wayne Bishop…
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Being decades ahead of the curve though, is the least of this mans myriad accomplishments.
In these troubled times, we all need heroes.
Dependable pillars to whom we can look for guidance as we wend our way along lifes bumpy road.
Harold Bishop is one such man.
Did it kill him?
Not on your jelly belly.
What does not kill Harold Bishop only makes him stronger.
Thats not to mention the mans emotional resistance.
And hes lived through it.
Harold Bishop gets knocked down, but he gets up again.
Youre never going to keep him down.
Ill tell you who: Harold Bishop.
and whistle-blew his backers illegal activity to the Erinsborough News.
How do you repay your former schoolboy bully and persistent rival in love?
Why, if youre Harold Wayne Bishop, by donating him one of your motherflipping kidneys.
(Thats after youve shown him whos boss of course: see above).
Harold is nothing if not magnanimous.
Thats just one example of the mans generosity of spirit.
What a man, what a man, what amightygood man.
Thats only the half of it.
This is Afro Harold.
The Bibbidy-bibbidy-Bishop is here, coming at you serious as a heart attack.
*Australian slang for something that is good.
He tried to win a barbecue contest at Lassiters with a tofu burger.
This Bishop doesnt just move diagonally, when everybody else zigs, he zags.
Again, we dont condone this sort of behaviour, but we all have our off days.
Well, its only what Robinson deserved for releasingthis single.
Truly the change we want to see in the world, join me in a salute to him.
For he is Harold, Harold Bishop.
