Youve got into the earliest possible screening of this summers latest Marvel movie blockbuster,X-Men: First Class.
Youve re-watched the entire trilogy to bring yourself up to date.
Nothing can stop you from enjoying what is, by many accounts, the bestX-Menfilm so far.
And yet, as the film unfolds, you begin to wonder whats going on.
Theres no Cyclops, no Jean, no Rogue.
Youd even settle for a glimpse of Halle Berry or Vinnie Jones.
Your brow begins to sweat.
You leap onto your seat, booing loudly.
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When you come to, youre in a police cell, your life in tatters.
Prevent your psychotic fate with this, Den Of Geeks guide to theFirst ClassX-Men.
Oh, andbeware of very minor characterspoilersforX-Men: First Class.
He later died after being hit by the X-Mens Blackbird jet.
Trivia:Darwins powers are unpredictable.
When fighting the Hulk, his body didnt evolve super-strength to help him survive the fight.
It developed teleportation powers and took him far away from it.
He later experienced a secondary mutation, which gave him a more feline appearance.
(Im sure he was just using an image inducer.)
Trivia:Havok once spent several years in an alternate reality, thought dead by his friends.
She eventually turned on Magneto and lived at Xaviers until she lost her powers following M-Day.
Nightcrawler was one of these children.
When the X-Men foiled his plan, he disappeared and hasnt been seen since.
Under no circumstances should you read it.
Trivia:Riptide is so dull, even I didnt recognise him when he showed up in the movie.
His current whereabouts are unknown.
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