Theyve left behind a secret dossier on all they know about Batman.
His origins, his friends, his enemies; everything you ever want to know about the Dark Knight.
It names all the hoods, gangsters and mob leaders.
Or the Bane character who nearly put Batman permanently out of action.
No wonder Arkham Asylum and Blackgate Penitentiary have been been too full for rats.
What a sleaze pit of a city we live in.
(should have guessed he wasnt always the same person no-one can stay that young forever.
At times, he was even a boy!).
My heads still reeling from how Earth-1 differs from Earth-2, or Earth-32!
How could anyone make any sense of it all except this Greenberger dude?
hes been poring over all those secret files, reading endless classified documents.
And of course, theres all that stuff about Gordons daughter, Barbara.
Can she really have been Batgirlandthat computer geek, Oracle?
And would he admit to knowing anyone as ridiculous as Batboy or Bat-Mite?
All names, dates, issues, cross-referenced with precision.
Now to start planning my ultimate victory…
