The long awaited arrival of Mr Willis into the Den Of Geek ready reckoner chair.
I bloody love Bruce Willis I do.
Hes a genre-spanner, lending his hand to action, comedy, er, action-comedy, sci-fi and suspense.
He also made my favourite film of all time.
Even I have to admit though, its not all been a bed of roses for Bruno…
Blind Date
Bruce back when he was young and charming.
Die Hard
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Words cannot express how much I love this film.
Guns, explosions and the immortal line, HOLLY!
Theres your fucking landing light!
Look Whos Talking Too
Sweet Georgia Brown.
The Bonfire of the Vanities
Hmm.
Forget True Romance, this is Tony Scotts masterpiece
Death Becomes Her
And the brain cells of anyone watching.
Dire
Striking Distance
One of Williss distinctly average thrillers.
Most notable for making me want to pee all the way through it.
Pulp Fiction
Overrated film perhaps, but Willis has the best role.
Color of Night
Bruce does soft porn.
Bad, bad film.
Shes pretty fit though.
Jeremy Irons makes a play for the least scary villain ever portrayed on film.
Twelve Monkeys
Great film for all concerned.
Last Man Standing
Probably his best work other than Die Hard.
A gem of a movie and one I can (and have) watch again and again.
The Fifth Element
Continuing a purple patch of output, another great performance in another eminently watchable flick.
Armageddon
A film I watched just before breaking up with my then girlfriend.
Overlong and frankly dull for large patches.
The Siege
Controversial at the time, a fairly average film with fairly average performances.
The Sixth Sense
Doesnt stand up so well with repeat viewing but that first viewing was so good.
Unbreakable
M Night Shyamalans best film to date.
Bandits
A nice little film that I dont think got the audience it deserved.
Harts War
Didnt like it much.
Tears of the Sun
Ditto.
Hes the worst thing in it.
Die Hard 4
Apart from the last 20 minutes (surfing on a plane?
my second favourite of the series.
