What new horrors await us on DVD this month?

Oh, and its success also led to the subsequent release ofBlackenstein, which speaks for itself.

With one insanely nonsensical vamp-transformation (vampformation?)

Slightly more agreeable (though only just) is theBreakfast Clubgone-to-hell that is Matthew SpradlinsHaunting Of Crestview High.

as a weary Ben Browder (Farscape) is the janitor tasked with cleaning up their mess.

Some inventive death scenes aside, this excursion into po-mo masturbation is luckily pretty brief.

you’ve got the option to readNicks previous edition of The Bottom Shelf here.