We count them down.
Nan Falls for Puppy Love
Nan Flanagan was like a walking personification of self-aware snark.
And given vampires penchant for immortality, her position seemedverysafe in the deep red.
Weare notfucking puppy dogs!
Ah, theyre just so adorable.
Eric Gives It to Talbot from Behind
Eric Northman is a complicated vampire, Viking, and sometime-sex god.
But hes got feelings too.
Despite his outspoken dismissal of humanity, he constantly gives everything for a handful of humans.
Unfortunately for Eric, Russell is older than the Bible and almost as powerful in certain vampire circles.
To attack him is to court death (or a very anti-climactic payoff in season five!
), but to get behind Russells own family could be a much easier revenge.
Vampires are notoriously open to a number of positions, but few include a silver stake to the bareback.
Eric Eats The Fairy Godmother
Sookies life is like a fairy tale.
), came to sweep her off her feet.
She even has Claudine Crane, a real-life faerie godmother, to watch over her.
At least, until one of the said princes got hungry…
However, she wasnt completely bad.
Consider that she gave Bill the opportunity to kill off Governor Burrell in the beautiful light of day.
But even the police or any other authority couldnt save him when Billith came calling.
Cut my head off and another will grow in its place.
Dont worry; Bill will be there to rip that fucking head off too!
He then leaves the governors skull like a marble paperweight for all vampire-haters to enjoy.
Many fangirls would probably have what shes having.
He wasnt even allowed to glamour her.
It is such a mean-spirited injustice to both the Maker and burgeoning Progeny that even Pam seemed mildly annoyed.
Its the rare instance whereTrue Bloodtreated vampires like the demon-spawn of the night that theyre supposed to be.
Jessica might be everybodys favorite Baby Vamp, but her birth was a real nasty affair.
Lorena remarks at the smell of Sookies faerie blood.
Im the bitch thats going to kill you.
And it began when Christopher Melonis Roman Zimojic attempted to execute thetruemillennial vampire.
I am the only honest one here!
It makes my dick hard!
The most surreal send-off the show has had, few TV deaths have ever gotten this high.
Steve Newlin Reaches Out to the One He Loves
Steve Newlin had it coming.
And it looks like Eric Nortman was all out of sweater vests.
Steve pleads, and he begs, but he is only getting started after Erics hands find him.
I [wont be weak] in the future Steve suggests.
You dont have a future.
I love you JASON STACKHOUSE!
are Steves last words.
One has to wonder who was more horrified by that moment: Sarah or Jason?
She then cracks his neck again…just to be sure the point sinks in.
Sookie actually getting to kill the big bad is easily a series high note.
You are not our equals.
We will eat you.
After we eat your children.
But dont take my word for it.
you might watch it inall its glory right here.
AndTrue Bloodhad one such moment when Erics maker, the 2,000-year old Godric, left this plain of existence.
Watching it nowit is still impressive, if only to see how far a height from whichTrue Bloodhas fallen.
Nonetheless, in that morning air, there is something beautiful in this remarkably peaceful immolation.
So there are our top 13True Blooddeaths.
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