Jeff Bridges battles monsters and mad witches in Seventh Son.

And the voice is the most laughable yet.

Its never made clear.

Where is Mother holed up?

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Theres no attempt at world or character building here.

But that serves, in a way, as a metaphor for the whole affair.

Seventh Sonreally comes across as a dreadful example of movie as product.

Bodrov (who is actually a two-time Oscar nominee for Best Foreign Language Film!)

Seventh Sonopens in theaters Friday (February 6).

Rating:

1 out of 5