Every four years the United States is reminded what a majestic sport hockey is.

Four of the Original 6 teams in the NHL were founded in the good ol US of A. Dare we point out that a Canadian team hasnt won the coveted Stanley Cup in two decades?

Hes the legendary mastermind behind the United States signature Winter Olympic moment.

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In his prime, maybe Bombay gets consideration for the head coaching spot.

And now heres your starting lineup for Team USA!

Stevie Weeks (Ryan Northcott),Mystery, Alaska

Alaska?

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Thats like almost Canada!

The 49thstate in the union is hockey mad and the boys inMystery, Alaskaproved they could play with anyone.

Turns out when Weeks isnt prematurely ejaculating before sex, hes actually a pretty promising player.

Sure, hes a chimpanzee.

But this is America, the most accepting melting pot on Gods green earth!

Goalie:

Greg Goldberg (Shaun Weiss),The Mighty Ducks

Another Duck?

As if there was any other choice.

Heres to USAs quest for gold!

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