But for some people one star shines brighter: Steven Seagal.

But hands up how many have actually seen one of his films, let alone his complete output?

Is that foolish oversight or a criminal miscarriage of justice?

And like the common cold, Verns enthusiasm is infectious.

Hes unleashed on the world of criticism like a bat out of hell.

A lucrative move for him and a good reason for Vern to launch into his crusade.

It means that the completists in us all are treated to a breakdown of his concerts and adverts too.

Seagals work to date is divided into four periods.

Completing the completist circle of cross- reference points, doesnt that feel so Zen?

After reading it, you might never need to see a Seagal film again.

Or you might just feel compelled to watch his whole body of ass-kicking work.

It might even help you win the specialist round of Mastermind.

Unless Mr. Seagal has got there first.

Rating:

4 out of 5