But for some people one star shines brighter: Steven Seagal.
But hands up how many have actually seen one of his films, let alone his complete output?
Is that foolish oversight or a criminal miscarriage of justice?
And like the common cold, Verns enthusiasm is infectious.
Hes unleashed on the world of criticism like a bat out of hell.
A lucrative move for him and a good reason for Vern to launch into his crusade.
It means that the completists in us all are treated to a breakdown of his concerts and adverts too.
Seagals work to date is divided into four periods.
Completing the completist circle of cross- reference points, doesnt that feel so Zen?
After reading it, you might never need to see a Seagal film again.
Or you might just feel compelled to watch his whole body of ass-kicking work.
It might even help you win the specialist round of Mastermind.
Unless Mr. Seagal has got there first.
Rating:
4 out of 5