A contrived plot equipment brings down this episode of Sailor Moon.

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I… okay, look…

I have got to draw the line somewhere, and this episode is fucking ridiculous.

Im not saying that makes it bad, but it isridiculous.

Lets start with our girl Jupiter.

Did Moon Healing Escalation purge them of their discord.

If so, Im not happy with that.

Now, I know this is pretty heavy stuff for a kids show and theyre not the main characters.

Hell, theyre just one-shot villain fodder, but still, it wouldnt have taken much.

It takes Tuxedo Masks encouragement to coax those skills out of her.

This impromptu team-up shows us the next logical beat in the emergence of Mamorus psyche.

If it werent for Endymions interference, the Dark Kingdom would have the Silver Crystal by now.

This is one of the smarter narrative decisions the writing staff made.

As I said, this episode wasnt bad.

Go fuck yourselves, writers.

Go fuck yourselves without lube.

Besides… yeah, right.

Yeah, like Serenity could fucking skate in that dress.

Rating:

2.5 out of 5