A timely episode of Riverdale mixes the serious with the supremely goofy.
Our review of “Death Proof” is here!
Several of them in fact.
(Seen tonight as she waves the flag to usher in the start of the big drag race).
Meanwhile, she is clearly hiding some serious inner pain.
(Who are also regularly sexualized, i.e.
endless Hot Archie jokes and memes).
Nothing really happened to Cheryl, Penelope Blossom coldly intones to the Lodges.
It remains unclear how this storyline will play out will Cheryl take him to court?
Will Veronica join her?
due to the fact that we learn that Nick has been severely injured in a car crash.
Speaking of Sugar Man, the idea of this dealer-ex-machina is far more interesting in concept than execution.
Oh man, all this and we havent even gotten to the drag race yet.
Yes, there was a 1950s style drag race on a 2017 TV show.
(Additional points to ponder: Do they ever do schoolwork?
Was Alice Coopers big meeting during a school day?
How do these kids just come and go as they like so much?
Whats the security like at Riverdale High?
Why not stake out a truant officer at Pops like non-stop?
And so on).
You guys, this show.
The Ghoulies get control of Serpent hangout the Whyte Wyrm and Jugheads home base, the Sunnyside Trailer Park.
Before it’s possible for you to sayGreasemeetsRebel Without of Causeon poppers, the race is on.
So the Ghoulies are off the street and all is well, right?
Jughead wisely mentions that once the Ghoulies caught in the sting really, isnt it just Malachi?
But thats a problem for another time.
And by then, maybe FP will be out of jail.
Or the whole town will be overrun by witches.
Riverdalewriting staff, I know from Twitter that you read this.
I am available and I work cheap.
Once again, Kevin gets the line of the episode.
In fact, its a tie!
So Ill let you choose.
Not today Cha Cha, I was born for this moment.
Sometimes, Cheryl is everything we need in the world.
It was only on screen for a second, but did you catch Fred popping pills?
Rating:
4.5 out of 5
