With Rick and Morty season 2 coming back, we catalog some recurring characters wed like to see return.
He specifically identified Hitler/Lincoln hybrid Abradolf Lincler (Noo!)
and Mr. Meseeks (Noooooooo!)
as characters that would not be returning.
He did at least hint at a return for Gearhead and the somber Bird-Person.
Good comedic TV creates new fan favorites instead of merely indulging the old ones.
Having said that, however, were not creators of a tremendously well-done and reasonably successful TV show.
And the Internet demands some familiarity.
Why else would coming up with drinking game ideas for televised entertainment be so much fun?
These are not demands and we are not an entirely unreasonable Internet.
Just…give us a few, Roiland.
Snowball left our Earth to find a new world where he could create his own dog society.
Theres no reason season two cant make a brief pitstop in Dog-World to see how things are going.
Hopefully theyve found all the testicles they need.
Hes a patent law-proof look-alike of another popular horror villain who causes havoc in peoples dreams*.
Hes also secretly a big old softy.
*Yes, Leonardo Dicaprio inInception.
Why do he and Morty have to abandon this reality?
Rick got the ingredients wrong on a few love potions.
Cronenberg Rick and Morty are by and large happy, go-lucky dudes.
Morty Smith Jr.
As suggested by his name, Morty Jr. is Mortys son.
I dont know what it is about the guy.
Maybe its the pit-stains.
Maybe its the selling of outdated appliances.
Maybe its the complete inability to experience the sense of touch.
Or it just might be the titular ants in his eyes.
But the sum total of all of this is an absolute gem of a character.
You could barely even call him a character.
Hes almost a comedic prop.
Whatever he is, I want him back.
That team is the Two Brothers.
Sure, they may be fictional, even within the already fictional universe ofRick and Morty.
But we need to see more.
Moon already crashed into Earth.
Lets crash Mars into it next.
Two Brothers can handle it.
Still, The Devil deserves another shot for two reasons.
The first reason is that hes played by Alfred Molina.
I like Alfred Molina.
You like Alfred Molina.
We all like Alfred Molina.
The second reason is that maybe…just maybe we can get another DMX steroid training montage.
I dont care if The Devil is being beaten, doing the beating or just watching.
Evil Morty
Ricks Moriarty-style ultimate villain has been hiding in plain sight all along.
Or at least the evil version of Morty.
Then when a series of Ricks turn up dead, the Council assumes an Evil Rick is behind it.
And at first it seems theyre right.
Evil Morty is a great one-off sight gag and episode-ending twist for sure.
Thankfully, its already been confirmed that Gearhead and Bird-Person will be returning in season two.
The show should go ahead and bring Squanch back while its at it.
Squanch is Smarf beforeSmarfwas cool.
Instead of pressing a button to save reality, however, Squanch spends his time Squanching.
And Squanching by all appearances is just attempting autoerotic asphyxiation.
That belongs in theRick and Mortyuniverse.
