Our review of “We Have Manners.
We’re Polite.”
OITNB Season 2 Finale!
Shame, they should have titled the season finale Caputos Shit Storm.
Because it really was.
Poor guy cant catch a break and no amount of Side Boob is going to save him now.
What a fantastic season finale.
Hot damn there were some amazing performances this season, and they wrapped up beautifully in this finale!
First, Red survives her vicious beat down.
What follows next is truly amazing: nearly the entire prison rallies in opposition to Vee.
Caught up in her repeat role as Queen of Litchfield, she has overplayed her hand.
Vee has violated that unspoken trust.
Things begin to spiral out of control.
Namely, prove fraud and get Fig fired.
Do you know how many shits Caputo could give?
Not only is Figueroa allowed to resign, but Caputo has been promoted into her positon.
A situation Fig finds pretty funny.
She leaves, but not without warning him that he will only end up turning into her.
Her prediction takes all of 48 hours to prove true.
Bennett admits that he is the father of Dayas child.
Caputo does cancel Pipers transfer, so, that was nice of him.
And Piper arranged for Alex to get transferred right back to prison by reporting her for parole violation.
So that was nice of her.
Vee sees the writing on the wall and escapes through Reds contraband tunnel.
Miss Rosa has been given about a month to live.
As soon as the guard is distracted, Morello jumps out of the van so Miss Rosa can escape.
And escape she does, nearly mowing down Caputo and the nuns by the back gate.
Then she laughs, transforming from the dying old inmate to the wild beauty of her youth.
Freedom can do that for you.
Heres to hoping that she never sees Litchfield again in this lifetime.
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Rating:
4.5 out of 5
