She already had plenty of them.
And may I take a moment here to say EW.
Who steals a vibrator?
Dont you know where that thing has been?
The irony is that Cindy treated the people at the airport the way the guards treat her at Litchfield.
In a way, she is just as self-absorbed as Piper was in Season 1.
Cindy objects to Vees profit margin, and intends to get something for herself out of the deal.
Cindys shitty work ethic extended into her personal life too.
In the flashback we see her gifting her little sister with a stolen iPad.
Only the little girl is actually Cindys daughter.
Vee could give a shit about Cindys motivation and has no intention of putting up with insubordination.
Cindy can either play by her rules, or get put out of the operation.
In the end, Cindy agrees to take her medicine and gets back into tobacco sales.
This time hawking their product out of used tampon applicators.
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In the greenhouse, Red kicks her own contraband pipeline back into high gear.
File that under No Shit, sweetheart.
With Healys help, Piper gathers a small editorial team.
Unfortunately, when she meets with the journalist who inspired this little endeavor, he is unmoved.
He explains that prisons are shitty.
Everyone knows and no one cares.
What people might care about is the wife of a future senator embezzling tax payer money from the DOC.
Outside of Litchfield, Figueroas senator wannabe husband appears to have the hots for his male campaign manager.
This might explain why the Assistant Warden is such a bitch.
I bet Nicky could help her ease all that tension.
Larry and Polly, having bonded while playing, make with the sexy time.
Despite the fact that Pollys husband has returned from Alaska.
And despite the blocked milk duct on her left boob.
The most heartbreaking moment of the episode is the very end, when Jimmy is given a compassionate release.
Jimmy cries piteously for a family member that is either dead or with whom she no longer has contact.
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Rating:
4.5 out of 5
