It’s Dark One time on Once Upon a Time.

Here’s Rebecca’s spoiler-filled review…

This Once Upon a Time review contains spoilers.

I kept chanting MAKE OUT which was totally inappropriate but Ill be real I regret nothing.

Whats that, you say?

It worked this week!

It brought the two women closer together more quickly than sharing a son ever has.

Aint nobody serve face like Madame Parrilla, and her double-take at this news was everything.

Like other viewers Im sure, Im far too invested in Henrys quest to woo Violet.

I dont think Im alone in immediately seeing through her shutdown of him at Grans.

It wasnt murder, but it was a patently Cora move.

Its a stunning moment, and one thats surprisingly complex.

Best Moment With Emmas Red Leather Jacket:

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Rating:

4 out of 5