Nick, you are such a douchenozzle.
No, its not possible.
Never could that happen.
Development, development always, is televisions cry!
Then I watched the latestNew Girlepisode and was proved spectacularly wrong in that assumption.
The episode picks up where last weeks left off.
Nick and Jess just kissed.
They are in their respective rooms, freaking out.
Jess decides to leave her room to confront Nick.
Nick meets her in the hall.
He moonwalks away from her in terror.
She flees to CeCe, where she tells her the entire story.
CeCe nods and listens and encourages Jess to share…details…about the kiss.
Jess decides to tag along.
Later, they fall into bed together.
Predictable, but Im glad theyre back together.
I call shenanigans on this and also weird and ewww.
Now finally to the two culprits of the night: Nick and Jessica.
Yes, I understand, its noticeably awkward when you impulsively take a friendship to the next level.
But Jess, isnt the infuriating passion you have with Nick what youve been longing for?
Then, she tells Sam and he dumps her.
You went from being my knight in scruffy armor/caveman/hero/Mr.
Darcy who wears plaid and works as a bartender to being a complete loser from a Judd Apatow movie.
First, he apologizes to Jess for the kiss.
Own up to it man!
Say you clearly have feelings for her.
Nope, he doesnt do that.
Instead, he says it doesnt mean anything (what??)
Imagine the loudest scream of frustration.
OhNew Girl, what have you done?
Youre SUCH a douchenozzle.
