Superman III game cards?
And a lot of them did that, quite literally, through the power of breakfast cereals.
Before freely available high-street coffee and energy drinks, cereals were the go-to start to the day.
The third Christopher Reeve movie is not the best Superman film ever made.
But its also not the worst, thanks toSuperman IV The Quest For Cheap Production In Milton Keynes.
The wipe-clean element was where the phrase Action Replay came from meaning you could play, wipe and re-play.
In reality you played, wiped, and actioned it straight into the bin.
The only thing you ever wanted to wipe after one game was your memory of the game itself.
As horrifying an experience as being sucked into theSuperman IIIcomputer, only with the lingering taste of malt.
The thirdJawsmovie is not the bestJawsfilm ever made.
But its also not the worst, thanks toJaws IV Sharks Have Feelings Too.
Im going to say no, Im genuinely full.
1985sThe Black Cauldrondidnt have much going for it.
The fifth pig out of five boxes.
That was a lie.
It was never in the box.
Just read those words again.
The only thing more ridiculous than the name was the concept getting kids to play with hot ovens.
Why is no-one answering?
and why not make a badge?
but sadly not why not tell your parents you are wheat intolerant?
I threw it away, rather than putting it into a box of Frosties.
But how to bring this magical world to life?
So there you go.
Five breakfast promotions for five films that snapped, rather than crackling or popping at the box-office.
