This feature contains series one to three spoilers.
Its the ultimate in pub conversations.
If you could have a super-power, which would you choose?
The creators ofMisfitsmust have spent a fair amount of time reflecting on just that.
Initially at least, theMisfitsallocation of abilities related to the personality of the receiver.
And if you were lumbered with one of the ten powers below, sellings probably your best option…
Probably for the best, that.
More curse than superpower, this one.
Only useful if:You were pitted against biblical Samson.
Tony was the probation officer who started it all, the first Spinal Tap drummer if you will.
Only useful if:Youre pursuing a career in underground cage fights?
Need to defeat the Red Hulk?
Anything that requires ice-pick murder?
Only useful if:Youre a sex offender.
Imagine living your life as if its aGrand Theft Automission.
Only useful if:like that heavily tattooed chap inPrison Break, youre itching to get yourself arrested.
Essentially just an excuse to have twice as much Joseph Gilgun on screen (whos complaining?
Even so, its no power of flight now is it, this willy-shrivelling business?
Its essentially the genitalia version of that vengeful alopecia treatment, but much, much worse.
Only useful if:Youre the booker onEmbarrassing Bodiesand short on awful genitals that week.
Limited in its applications.
Only useful if:you were a few walkers short for yourThe Walking DeadARG.
Misfits series four start this Sunday the 28th of October on E4.
Read ourspoiler-free review of the series opener, here.
