Mad Menhas officially returned for the series seventh and final season.

Some television is meant for binging, butMad Menis like a fine wine.

The bottle is almost gone.

Speaking of empty bottles, last season we left Don Draper in a pile of them.

His marriage, professional life, and his relationship with his children were all left in shambles.

The swinging sixties left everyone on the downswing last year.

Hell, Ken Cosgrove lost an eye.

When we catch up with everyone in this premiere, its evident that the night still has legs.

I mean, Nixon is being sworn in, for Christs sake.

We reconnect with Don in a California airport and see him traveling down a moving walkway.

They almost even skip out on sex, and foreplay is tense and passionless.

The dark haired beauty invites Don back to her place, but he declines.

He says he has to get back to work, and boy does he mean it.

She wants greatness in her work, probably because its one thing she can control.

She cant make Ted Chaough love her, or even acknowledge their past.

At the end of a particularly challenging day, she collapses in tears.

Its cold out there, but he just cant seem to get it shut.

Hes got a gap that he cant close, which is letting in an icy chill.

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Didnt Pete Campbell just seem spritely in California?

How odd that Pete Campbell seems to be the happiest character after all of the turmoil during Season 6.

Wish I could say the same about Ken Cosgrove.

He asks Joan to help him with the Butler Shoes account, which Joan is delighted to do.

Megan and Dons initial meeting, from the costumes to the car, is tres fab.

Ted comes to New York but is very distant and focused on his work.

No tan on Ted.

Her Dad is more hip than she gives him credit for.

Ken catches Joan sneaking around in his office when he finds her earring.

Now Megan lives in California, isolated in the hills.

Don says he wishes she lived in a more populated area.

Oh my God, Megan is going to get murdered by the Manson family!

Well, probably not, BUT STILL!

Holy side boob, Batman.

Really left nothing to the imagination.

Megans agent tells Megan she has to fix her teeth.

Even though Don is away, Dawn is still working as Lou Averys secretary.

Cutler and Petes former secretary Clara are knocking boots.

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Rating:

4 out of 5