Brett Ratner went to Bollywood, and came back with a remix of one of its films.
Luke checks out Kites: The Remix…
Brett Ratner and Bollywood cinema, together at last!
Although maybe we shouldnt be that surprised by such a partnership.
Ratners involvement is to reduceKites(can I drop theRemixbit?
Well, in its own very special way, yes.
And thats just the opening ten minutes.
Here, it feels like the sink was the first thing in, followed by an entire MFI showroom.
Its just that its having to fight for space amidst the films myriad distractions.
The Ratner effect (guaranteed to make your film shorter and noisier, or your money back!)
Thats a rarity, however.
(I couldnt think of another f word.)
It also dares to dress up Roshan in aThree Amigosoutfit and play it absolutely straight.
Rating:
3 out of 5
