AndJurassic World: Fallen Kingdomhas continued that tradition in a tasty way.
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14.
Vic Hoskins is the most questionable element in Trevorrows soft-reboot of the Spielberg classic.
Chewing scenery in a dinosaur movie?
His death is righteously grim, but its also lame plot machniations.
But hey, at least the aftermath is delicious.
So seeing them get their just desserts by being the Indos meaty creme brulee is a real treat.
As is a dinosaur learning to open a door (or elevator) and there actually being consequences.
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11.
They started with the sampler, but then wanted the main course.
Oh sure, John Hammond insists to Ian Malcolm later inThe Lost World: Jurassic Parkthat shes fine.
Ray Arnold Proves Very Handy (Jurassic Park)
When are Samuel L. Jackson characters going to learn?
InParks case, this meant the off-screen death of getting slaughtered by at least one Velociraptor.
At least when Ellie Sattler gets to the same compound, shes armed.
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9.
And when its a red-and-white snake marked like the Red Cross of death, I might be doubly scared.
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8.
Are You Really Going to Just Sit There?
Or rather, it is about to bite him.
And after that paused surrender, it gets really brutal.
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7.
Still, nobody deserves to be ripped apart so slowly over several, grueling attacks by these little Compys.
His final screams as the nearby stream gushes red are still unsettling.
But not Eddie Carr.
So obviously, he deserves the nastiest death in the movie.
Eddies that nice guy that ends up making everyone else happy, no matter the cost.
For his reward, he gets to meet a Dilophosaurus.
But what Dennis has retrieved is a pipin hot face full of venom!
Dont worry, for his next trick the Dilophosaurus will play tug of war, beginning with your cheekbone!
All he did was mind his business when the Indominus Rex came and slaughtered him for sport.
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3.
Yes, you are, yes you are!
And whats her reward for such dedication?
She is not just picked up by one Pteranodon, or two, but fought over bythreeof them.
Thats right, she gotSarlacc Pitd.
So as the hunter corners one Raptor, he soon becomes the prey for another: the clever girl.
There is almost something elegant about his tip of the hat.
Still, thats how you get ripped apart with class.
