Below youll find the winners and losers forGame of Thrones, Season 6, Episode 5, The Door.
Spoilers for the latest episode ofGame of Thronesbelow
WINNERS
1.
Euron Greyjoy is full tilt, probably loves pre-workout, theHangoverFranchise, and Chubbies levels of bro.
It goes from being an easy joke, to a pretty pitch-perfect comparison.
I know Ive made jokes about the Donald in a past installment, but George R.R.
Martin could have created the monster himself.
Next up, hes totally gonna tame that Dragon, bro.
Girl has been scorned A LOT.
She may not have a reason to distrust Jon Snow, but Sansas done taking her chances.
The Night King
Homeboy is done standing around all stoic and scary-like, hes snatching Starks up!
I gottcha, bitch!
Hardhome was tough, but no one we truly cared about got offed there.
Red Priestess Kinvara
Theres a new Red Woman in town, and her name is Kinvara.
Oh snap, that sounds powerful!
Varys getting schooled like this is just as uncommon as the Littlefinger scene was.
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5.
Meera Reed
Hey, someones pretty good in a crisis!
When push came to shove, Meera Reed sprung into action and helped save Bran Starks life.
LOSERS
1.
Hodor/Wylis
A soul-crushing ending to a fan favorite character.
Wylis transformation into Hodor was because of him witnessing his own death in some confusing time loop.
Its some sort of Machiavellian high-concept tragedy.
Bravo, G.R.R., youve done it again you magnificent, cruel bastard.
This was someInterstellar-punch in shit.
This was someTerminator-throw in shit.
Goodbye, Hodor, or as you would say, Hodor, Hodor.
Bran Stark
Bran just had to wiggle himself over to that tree root.
He just had to warg out without the 3ERs permission.
He just had to get himself touched by the Night King, huh?
This is the dark part of the story, but Im sure things will turn around.
Yaras whole life was leading up to the Kingsmoot.
She even got a dope speech assist from Theon.
They were already cheering her name when Iron Bro Euron Greyjoy strutted into view and screwed everything up.
All of the years spent awaiting this moment, all for nothing.
One minute youre on top of the world, the next youre rowing for your dear life.
You win some, you lose some, and this is definitely the latter.
Now that chip is pissed, no longer allowing itself to be used by anything.
Littlefinger lost his strongest asset and he looked weak doing it.
Jorah Mormont
Well, ok, this Greyscale thing is not going away.
[Looks down at arm] Yep, definitely not clearing up.
Damn, alright, well, I guess its time to confess my love to Dany.
Yep, OlJorah is finally checking out of this world!
My suffering his over!
Ill finally be able to rest in peace and let this heartache subside as my heart beat stops.
Lets get this thing over with!
Gets ordered to go on mission to find the cure for Greyscale, no matter how long it takes.
Has the tiny bit of hope in heart reignited.]
QUICK HITS
Summer Winter must have finally came.
WINNER
Arya She was really enjoying that play up until the second act.
LOSER
Varys Even the witch wants to roast you for being a eunuch.
LOSER
Edd Hes as surprised as us.
WINNER
Tormund Giantsbane As long as he keeps giving Brienne the eyes, Ill keep calling him a…
WINNER
The Waif Yeah, Arya aint blind no more.
