We look at who’s winning Westeros this week on HBO’s Game of Thrones.
Ellaria Sand and the Sand Snakes
That sounds like an awesome punk band, right?
Did anyone expect to see Ellaria Sand and the Sand Snakes leading off this list?
Ramsay is like a nightmare version of Joffrey with an even more punchable, sneering grin.
After the bad times that both of these Winterfell kids have had, itll be a welcoming sight.
Bonus points for Reek sacking up…uh I mean stepping up and saving Pod.
And this time she actually protects her!
And the Stark girl doesnt tell her to get lost!
LOSERS
1.
Jon Snow
Yep, still dead.
Arya Stark
As if being a street urchin isnt hard enough, now Arya is a blind street urchin.
How bogus would that be?
If it doesnt all fit on the front, throw some of the words on the back.
What will Arya care, shes blind.
Who am I?!?
I guess losing a child is something so awful it can make any monster sympathetic.
Melissandre
Stannis is dead, Jon Snow is dead, and Melissandre is getting too old for this shit.
Seriously she is, did youseeher?
All joking aside, things are pretty grim for Melissandre.
Plus shes reaaaaalllllyyyy old.
She looks like a White Walker, yikes.
WINNER
Varys Burned by nasty dick joke.
Daddy issues for days, this kid.
LOSER
Trystane Martell Its the illusion of choice thats important.
LOSER
Eddison Tollett It pays to be Jon Snows final homie at Castle Black.
Hes getting more screen time and review mentions than ever!
I bet you even just Googled him!
