Hold back your tears, the final Game of Thrones: Winners & Losers of the season is here.
The Night King and the impending doom that he represents has hijacked Game of Thrones.
Jaime Lannister
Its been a rough season for Jaime Lannister.
Theres only room for one incestous relationship at a time on this show, apparently.
Finally seeing Cerseis illogical hatred for what it is, Jaime ends the season a winner.
Dont call it a comeback!
Tyrion Lannister
Season 7 was unkind to this Lannister as well.
After that, his ideas and protestations of Danys more wicked tendencies fell on deaf ears.
Thats why Im giving the Imp some recognition for pulling tonight off.
Thats a near miracle on this show.
He also walked into Cerseis office and egged her on to kill him.
You have to take your victories where you’re free to get them.
With Bran sitting by their side, they blindsided Littlefinger, leading him to literally plead for his life.
The lone wolf dies in winter, but the pack survives.
Im so glad that these lone wolves are running together these days.
Can we just pause and go over that one more time?
Bran: Im the Three-Eyed Raven.
I can see everything.
Jon Snow is actually Jon Sand.
Sam: Well actually, Rhaegar had an annulment.
Bran: Wait…really?
If you prove the Three-Eyed Raven wrong, youve won.
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LOSERS
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Jon Snow
Humor me, if you will.
You cant hook up with someone while juxtaposed with information revealing youre committing incest!
You just cant, ok?
Some found their love scene steamy, but I couldnt help but hear a sad trombone playing throughout it.
You thought Jon Snow could brood?
Wait to you see him after he finds out who is parents are and puts two and two together.
With her three children dead, all Cersei is living for is power.
Littlefinger
Chaos is a ladder and our boy just fell off of it.
Its a bad last look for the biggest schemer in the game to get so thoroughly punked.
The Stark girls set him up and he was left dumbfounded.
He was so shocked, he looked like the Blinking White Guy meme.
Viserion, Danys dead dragon reanimated by The Night King, blew fire?
Eight millennia down the tubes.
It was a good run.
Now your watch has ended.
Euron Greyjoy
I was so ready to make Euron a winner.
He had almost exactly the same reaction any sane person would have.
The dead cant swim?
Then Im posting up on an island too!
Call it cowardice; I call it savvy.
Youre not using your brain!
Poor Gothua Jackson, now that Jaime is gone, hes Cerseis main squeeze.
I hope he can handle all of the abuse that comes with that job.
WINNERS
The Hound Took the first steps toward CleganeBowl.
WINNER
Theon Wasting precious finale time.
LOSER
Bran Dude, no one knows what being the Three-Eyed Raven means, use your words.
LOSER
Brienne of Tarth Convinced Jaime to sack up.
WINNER
Daenerys Targaryen Arriving casually late to a meeting is such a power move.
WINNER
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