The sequel to Fright Night goes straight to DVD.
Fright Night 2: New Bloodstarts right off as a cautionary tale: Dont text in your car.
It doesnt matter if youre driving or not.
Texting and cars are a bad mix.
No matter what language youre using.
Fright Night 2: New Bloodfollows three American college students sleeping through class in Romania.
Hes looking for the father of vampires unmarked grave.
Gerri is an enthusiastic advocate of the madness and blood of art history.
It seems that Bram Stoker based his Dracula on a female vampire.
The Romanian tour guide says that there are no accounts of Vlad the Impaler drinking blood.
The Romanian tour guide should take a course in history.
Vlad dipped his bread in the blood of fallen soldiers.
Charley is the worst kind of voyeur.
He hides his eyes from the best parts.
Charleys a pussy, leaving his friend on the train to be sucked off by his teacher.
Thats a contradiction of character.
Professor Dandridge knows how to reach her students.
Elizabeth Bathory has been around hundreds of years and Romania is her country.
Who are these self-righteous American assholes to come and tell her how to live in her own house?
The police look the other way but the students just have to make a federal case out of it.
Thats no reason to stab her in the eye.
He captures the ancient architecture before the camera leaps forward to lessons in art history.
He throws a twist into the power of shadow in original Nosferatu.
Directed by Eduardo Rodriguez,Fright Night 2: New Blooddoesnt have the charm of the original.
Theres a swimming pool full of blood and Eddies drool and green teeth supply the quease.
The comic book sequence explaining the history of Elizabeth Bathory was the only real nod to it.
The screenplay by Matt Venne doesnt have any real bite.
The ending kind of confused me.
If Amys the girl with the honey blood, who gives a shit if Charley offs himself?
I dont accept that Dandridge, whose hallways are lined with clocks, would lose track of time.
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Rating:
2 out of 5
