Sadly, the grim expression on our beleaguered police chiefs face throughout says otherwise.

Instead, though, we get a joyless re-tread of past glories.

Scheider understandably jumped ship soon after, and (insert bitingly sarcastic nautical pun here).

With lashings of ridiculous look, its 3D!

Oh, and the original, ridiculous ending on this Bluray edition.

We know how that plan goes, really.

*this didnt necessarily happen.