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      The points in her timeline at which she became a doctor and then a professor.

You took me to Darillium to see the Singing Towers.

What a night that was; the towers sang, and you cried.

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Among River Songs possessions is a fez, an article of headwear beloved by the eleventh Doctor.

Both of Rivers catchphrases appear in this story, courtesy of the Doctor.

Hello, sweetie and Spoilers!

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The Husbands Of River Song is the twelfth episode of Doctor Who to be broadcast on Christmas Day.

Sadly, the episode is missing from the BBCs archives.

However, the first and fourth Doctors both claimed on a few occasions to not be qualified physicians.

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Regardless, the Doctor seems to have a good working knowledge of human physiognomy, at the very least.

The TARDIS places hologrammatic antlers on the Doctors head to cheer him up.

This episode bears a few similarities with the 2007 Christmas special Voyage Of The Damned.

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No Kylie Minogue in this one, though.

For the second time this year, the Doctor makes a reference to being snogged to death.

This worrying obsession began inUnder The Lake, when he said of the visual earworm that Its impossible.

I want to kiss it to death.

Hydroflax is powered by a miniature black hole.

Download our podcast), Youre going to need a bigger boat.

The Doctor claims that River Song has been married to Stephen Fry.