(They call it the Pit, by the way.)…
Maybe I just have a dirty mind, but, well,Creature From The Pitis a bit kinky.
Actually, its very kinky.
Quite frankly, its kinkier than Dame Diana Rigg in her Queen of Sin get-up.
Ah, my dominatrix outfit, says Myra Francis (Lady Adrasta) scant minutes into the commentary.
And yes, yes it is.
I couldnt imagine you in a subordinate role, says Adrasta.
If Id been drinking tea at this point, it probably would have gone everywhere.
And at this point is his career, I couldnt see Tom in a subordinate role, either.
Could it get any worse?
Romana only blows into a whistle to make K9 wail Coming, Mistress!
So, yes, it can.
Doctor, friend.Dont do it, Tom.Friend!
Dont touch it, Tom.Rude friend.
What the hell are you doing, Tom?
Hes put it to his…
But does this makeCreaturea bad story?
Dear me, no.
June Hudsons costumes look expensive and very nicely colour co-ordinated.
Bar some earnest bit parts, its decently acted.
Later, wed get the dignified Mena inThe Leisure Hive.
The yack-track stars visual effects stalwart Matt Irvine, responsible forErato, Barry, Frances and Ward.
Theres also a trailer forThe Kings DemonsandPlanet Of Fire, due in June.
Theres the usual photo gallery and info text.
But its a guilty pleasure.
Rating:
4 out of 5
