Denise Richards, sadly, is no different.

Richards had a sparkling, American Dream-like start in life.

He doesnt challenge her mentally or emotionally and she later dumps him to concentrate on her career.

I mean, holy shit.

at the screen from the opening scene.

The DVD cover forThe Third Wheelalso says things like THE LAUGHS KEEP COMING!

and IRRESISTABLE ALL-STAR CAST but, bafflingly, theyre not claims attributed to anyone.

The plot is problematic as hell on a swathe of different levels.

IMDb 5.9, Rotten Tomatoes N/A

Welp, thats the worst title in the world innit?

David Krumholtz is the star of this romantic drama.

First of all, its a Tartan DVD.

Secondly,Edmondis helmed by one of my favourite directors, Stuart Gordon (Re-Animator,From Beyond).

The film, as it turned out, was just ok. IMDb 2.9, Rotten Tomatoes N/A

HILARIOUS!

screams the review quote on the cover ofBlonde And Blonder.

I squint at the attribution underneath.

Empire Film Group says this is hilarious, ok.

Curious, I Google Empire Film Group turns out theyre a film distribution company.

Guess what film is amongst the ones they distribute?

Yep, itsBlonde And Blonder.

They dress the same, talk the same, drive the same and both are single.

I still hope therell be another great role for Richards in the future.

I think shes earned it.

Everybody fights, no one quits.

Well keep fighting… and well win.

Next time: Val Kilmer…