Will a thousand raging zombies kindly report to the Big Brother diary-room… And any which way you cut it, it still works.

Are her regrets over her dissolute life-style enough to save her from classic horror-movie karma…?

Its not the eighties.

They should stay in and watch telly.

Before you know it, tearful Pippas big eviction broadcast gives way to a frighteningly uninformative just stand by.

And not in a good way.

McCall traps him in the ante-room with tearful Pippa.

Youve got to get them in the head.

Hopefully her now one-dimensional character wont be getting the fire-extinguisher treatment too soon…