And heres how it went… Did that come from a Tweet?

Somebody went and said that theyd seen somebody near them, in the room, performing a sexual act.

We dont know what it was.

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That was the second time Id seen theCraic Dealershow.

Theyre great by the end, but definitely the opening was real Sunday night stuff.

Were here, but not quite fully.

So I have to put the energy in, and basically do what I do.

I have to go out to them.

At the very least, itll make an audience gel, and go fuck you, we are here!

Youll get some energy into the room that way!

It felt like the order of things was slightly different from earlier in the tour.

Actually, this tour its kind of been that way.

Im doing it a little bit later in the show than I normally do.

Its evolved on this show.

Its something useful for putting an injection of energy into a room.

I do quite like the order of the opening 10 or 15 minutes of stuff.

And its all quite erotic, by the sounds of it.

That was unexpected and never before experienced complaint weve had, that two people got carried away!

I wonder what part of the show it was that set them off…!

Oh, Lee Mack.

He came into town just to hang out, and didnt know he was supposed to watch it!

So it ended up being a very loose conversation.

Have you read his book?

No, I never get round to them.

I read Steve Martins one about touring, but other peoples biographies, no.

People I know, reading their biography, Id feel it intrusive!

Surely its tempting for the next one, to come up with a Tesco-taunting tour name?

Do you know what, I was wondering if I could get away with Craic Addict.

Slowly work my way up to Craic Whore.

But that may not go down as well with Universal.

Weve got away with it, it may be time to wrap that one up!

You could always call your DVD 500 Free Clubcard Points If You Take This To The Till?

Dara O Briain, and the tour be titled Free Clubcard Points?

In a flash along the top.

What about Dara O Briain: Free Computers For Schools?

I think Ill take slightly longer this time.

This show was written to favour performance, as opposed to the more structured routines of the previous show.

For that, you need a little bit more time to do things.

Lets talk movies, then.

Youre a man ofRoboCop its come up in pretty much every gig Ive seen you do.

What are your thoughts on theRoboCopremake?

Is there a remake?

I wasnt even a fan of the sequels.

I dont think anyone was.

Youve seen it pop up in a few different tours.

The hidden routine is usually and she doesnt appear in this one at all Gloria Estefan.

RoboCopsometimes gets shouted.Alienis the other one that gets shouted a lot.

And itll become very po-faced.

Sometimes, but weve left less time now.

I got to seeSkyfall, and Batman, and things like that.

But it often doesnt quite work out with the timings, unfortunately.

Id sooner take the time to sleep, than get to Watford three hours early.

So no, not as many films as I would have liked on the last tour!

That wouldnt appear in the timeslots they would otherwise.

The maths one I really enjoyed, even if I couldnt answer a bloody question.

It was like the boss level on the numbers game inCountdown.

And apparently, theyve got more devious ones for next year.

The thing with the maths one, that wouldnt exist… because who else is going to do it?

If you couldnt get Ben Miller, thats it.

So there is a touch of if I dont do it, no one else will do this.

Science Clubwas another one of those too.

So what are the plans, as things stand, for the next year or so?

Were doing the brain, music, extinction and man in space.

Another season of the maths show.

Another season ofStargazing Live.It gets very nerdy for the next couple of months.

Thats what we like.

Notes about what pigeon went extinct in the 1930s on the way back from Southend.

Finally, your favourite Jason Statham movie?

This cop keeps going oh I dont know, maybe I should report it, maybe I shouldnt?

And youre going yeah, you should, youre a police officer!

And theres a dead body in the boot of this car!

What the fuck are you doing.

And they made more of them!

Its the most insane film of all time.

Crankis obviously ridiculous, but that one with the cop going I dont know.

I know I did not see anything.

Yes you fucking did!

Youre a police officer!

Dara O Briain, thank you very much!

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