The cast of Saved By The Bell have made a lot of Christmas films.
And we’ve just watched them all…
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Some people collect stamps.
Think of it as Panini stickers on ultra hard mode.
Theres an old lady who bakes loads of cookies too; Im not sure how she helps.
Gosselaar is not Zack Morris in this film.
Do you want to know something?
Some elements of Kelly Kapowski.
Thiessen is nice to everyone, even when shes being a hard hitting journalist.
But no cheerleading, and no mad exploding mullet.
And I think she learns that the money was always there in her heart).
There are definitely worse ways to spend an afternoon.
Some elements of Jessie.
Mostly she has the same face.
But she doesnt go on and on about sexism and oil drilling.
Most importantly, shes not off her tits on caffeine pills in this film.
Lopez turns up and has muscles.
He loses a point for not being accompanied by a Woooooo!
from the studio audience whenever he gets his ankle out.
Her parents dont really want to get her a dog.
Will they get her a dog?
Someone apparently gets strangled.
Oh my God, the trouble Ive had finding a copy of this film.
No one has a copy of it, not even Dustin Diamond.
I didnt ask him.
As a result, Im not really sure who Diamonds character Fred is.
I think hes a human though, rather than the dog.
And I have no idea why someone gets strangled in it.
Im looking forward to finding out more in the new year.
Lets start with thetrailer, which tells us nothing about Dustin Diamond.
Theres also this charming cake, which was made for the movie premiere.
Its not really relevant, but I like cake.
A Salvation Army sidewalk Santa sets up the story in segments.
This movie is fun, but dont expect to become enraptured by a plot.
As sweet as it is, I really dont expect that children will make it all the way through.
Will the girl get the dog?
Nearly every adult interaction was annoying and stupid.
Cannot believe someone made this into a movie.
…I will wrap this up by spoiling the ending.
Which means the grandfather stole the dog!
Bayside rating:0/5 on account of how I havent seen it.
I dunno, Santa will be a bit upset and go Hey hey hey hey!
What is going on here?.
I wish I was joking about the title.
Im probably just mad because I didnt think of that pun first.
Predictably, the girls dad is a stressed out, dog hating businessman.
The girl helps Toby find his way back to Santa, and they also defeat some criminals.
The dad learns the meaning of Christmas, which is dogs.
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Theres a training montage.
Theres an elf getting pissed with the Hells Angels.
Theres the line Toby hasnt missed a French toast breakfast for seven years!
And theres a strange bit at the beginning where one of Santas staff accuses him of being a socialist.
All in all, a fun watch.
The world would be a better place if Mr Belding was the real Santa.
Meanwhile, Gary Coleman is the ghost of Christmas past.
I see nothing wrong with this setup.
Carol is nothing like Violet Bickerstaff.
In short no luck so far, but Ill keep trying.
Lark on the off chance youre reading this, just do a Christmas movie.
It would make my life a lot easier, and youd probably make a few bucks.
She knows this because Ive shouted it at the TV while watching the Tori episodes ofSaved By The Bell.
She did make a documentary calledAnchor Baby, which sounds a bit likeSanta Baby.
I might count that as half a point for her.
