Certain Women may be Kelly Reichardts most boring movie ever… and thats saying something.

So he breaks into the law firm and holds the night guard hostage.

(Seriously, I wish I were making that up, but that is literally the entire story.)

Wash, rinse, repeat and never bother to resolve anything.

Kelly Reichardt has finally made herSeinfeld-esque movie about nothing.

And yet, it still has a more interesting ending than the other two.

Does that really add anything to her story arc?

However you slice it,Certain Womenis just one big a waste of time.

In a year full of so many powerful and memorable films, why even bother?

Rating:

2 out of 5