Abbi and Ilana get a cold hard lesson in personal finance, in a way only they can.
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Ilana, with lots of cash to burn, decides to treat her friends to lavish gifts.
New bae Lincoln gets an adorable pup, Sticky, and Abbi gets a very pricey purse.
Meanwhile, Abbi is having her own struggles.
Abbi snags the gig and is feeling great, until she gets mugged at gunpoint by Steve Buscemi.
Which might have been easier to take if not for the gun pointed at her.
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Want a lesson in personal finance from the OG Kweens?
Well great, because thats this weeks lesson!
May I present to you… Dont knock those bottle depositories.
You buy the beer, you drink the beer, why not get a little of that back.
Sure soda is bad for you, but some pocket change can make up for that, right?
All Dunk-a-roos on sale now are expired.
back up your cash, Hon.
This is new information for me.
I will not go throw away all my Dunk-a-roos.
Now that Im old money, I need to start giving it away.
Dont let money harden you.
Once youve collected a nice stack, share the love.
Let those closest to you know just how much you care about them… in specific dollar amounts.
Old school money in the mattress lifestyle.
Who needs a savings account?
Especially if your money is then crawling with bedbugs and your rainy day cash turns into a trash.
Money can make you happy.
Yes, this one is stolen from Tom Haveford, but its true!
Pin numbers are subjective.
Your pin number probably shouldnt be your birthday.
If you want to keep your fancy thangs and your money, dont be a dumb white bitch.
No matter where you fall on the economic scale, dont be an asshat.
Listen, money is hard.
Hard to make, hard to keep, hard to know what to do with.
By the way, does anyone know how to balance a checkbook?
Rating:
3 out of 5
