This Broad City review contains spoilers.
Finally, this week onBroad City, the whole gang is back together.
Abbi, Ilana, Jaime, and Lincoln all under the same roof.
Have you ever dreamed of hooking up with your teacher?
Except its not so much a dream-come-true as it is full on creepy.
Abbi is trying to act older but it seems that Teach just wants her at 17-year-old Abbi.
I dont know because I never owned anything valuable enough to need a sitter.
Well, that whole mess can be a thing of the past.
Access to free working laundry machines seems like a basic human right, but its not.
However, you might get it on someone elses dime.
Just confirm all your clients have dryer sheets before taking the gig.
Sit your sweet ass on this bidet.
I feel like a wine glass fresh out of the dishwasher.
Can you define resort wear?
Easy access to cigars.
I dont know how else one acquires cigars.
Must be okay with lots of tantric and phallic art.
If this makes you uncomfortable then this might not be the job for you.
Those old Renaissance folk were really into their nudes.
Its sort of a full body with a tannic grip.
Do you know what that means?
Of course I know what it means, but, like, do you?
Lets say it at the same time.
Rating:
5 out of 5