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Youve done everything youre supposed to do.
If youre a woman, youve grown some boobs.
Yet despite all this effort, you still cant get a date.
Where do you go from here?
Never fear, because help is at hand in the form of ginger beatle Cilla Black.
Good, lets find you that perfect partner!
is whether you want to be the picker or the pickee.
There are pros and cons to both.
You might pick the one with the nicest accent, but thats about it.
The same applies if you are one of the three pickees.
The only thing you have to do is remember your lines.
However, this can be harder than it looks.
Before that, you have to meet the two you turned down.
Cilla will introduce them, before pouring scorn on you for your poor decision-making abilities.
Your two rejected suitors leave behind them a trail of heartbreak and regret.
Why didnt you pick number two?
He was a dish!
You forget them soon enough, because now its time to meet your date!
Here are some points to remember for that tense few seconds before the screen goes back.
Drum roll, the screen goes back, and… youre flooded with an overwhelming feeling of disappointment.
Why did you pick the one with a face tattoo of Timmy Mallet?
Oh well, its done now, you might as well make the best of it.
I have a theory about this.
If the producers like you, all three envelopes will contain an all inclusive fortnight in the Maldives.
If they dont like you, all three envelopes will contain a day trip to Cleethorpes.
Lets go for the middle ground and assume that the producers sort of tolerate you.
This means youve won an activity weekend in Derbyshire!
Pack your safety helmet and your hi-vis jacket, and dont forget your book of romantic pick up lines.
This is because these activities are not hilarious enough.
By this point, it is likely that the pair of you will despise each other.
If you dont, you will by the time youve viewed each others post date interviews.
