Matt reviews the low budget horror movie Bikini Girls On Ice.
Does its content live up to the greatness of its title?
However, you get the occasional gem, so I do like to dabble every once in a while.
And what a glorious, glorious titleBikini Girls On Iceis.
Except, wouldnt you bloody well know it, their bus breaks down on the way.
Will they be able get away etc.
So far, so familiar, and ever so slightly worrying.
However, I was immediately struck when watchingBikini Girls On Iceby the high quality of the cinematography.
Im presuming it was shot on HD, which would certainly account for some of the films look.
I was genuinely really impressed with the look of this film.
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Also of a surprising quality is the acting.
Okay, were not seeing any award-winning performances here.
What we are seeing is a bunch of actors all doing relatively well.
The script is a bit of a problem.
The story is familiar and slight.
The dialogue is clunky and unnatural sounding.
Bikini Girls On Icesuffers from two other huge problems.
It becomes muddled, misguided and a good deal of what happens is illogical.
The second issue Im almost embarrassed to mention, but I think its important that I do.
Its calledBikini Girls On Ice.
Where the flipping heck is all the gore and nudity?
This film is actually very serious.
Im pleased that this film exists.
I just wish it co-existed with the film I thoughtBikini Girls On Icewas going to be.
Still, if youre into low budget horror, youve probably seen much, much worse than this before.
GiveBikini Girls On Icea try.
These sorts of films often come as bare bones releases, so consider these extras a cheeky bonus.
Bikini Girls On Icewill be released on July 5andcan be pre-ordered from the Den Of Geek Store.
Rating:
3 out of 5
