This article contains Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice spoilers.

They are the genres alpha and omega: two sides of the same scarred Harvey Dent coin.

And they spell doom for all who dare to stare too long into their joyless cinematic abyss.

Freeze hissing, Lets kick some ice!).

Yet, are the results really any better forBatman v Superman: Dawn of Justice?

Instead, his real world parallels miss the collapsing building for the falling bodies.

They are essentially fascists inflicting their viewpoint onto the world.

That is until the insidious ending.

Granted, it makes both of them look like rubes since they were easily manipulated by an outside force.

He instead clobbers the hell out of the other guy in a cape.

This world doesnt make sense unless you force it to!

Why do you say that name?!

But just as Mr.

However, will audiences want to buy them?

In many ways, its a film that Arnold Schwarzeneggers Mr.

Freeze could approve: a cinematic iceberg that Snyder obliviously steered the DCEU headlong into.

All thats left now is to wait for the band to play it off into that good night.