Carl digs deep into the bargain bin to find this, er, classic piece of forgotten cinema… Well, it was either that or a WWE DVD.
It really, really wasnt.
In fact, all the characters on the front cover have less than five minutes screen time altogether.
Seriously, how could I pass that up?
Not a good look.
Still, I soldier on, so you dont have to.
Firstly, a stripper, followed by a ventriloquist, neither of which are remotely funny.
Especially when people get their throats cut, and it looks suspiciously like crayon.
Which brings me to the editing.
As for the actors playing these roles, have any of them done anything better with their lives?
This film has ruined 99% of careers it has come into contact with.
Yes, of course, its a terrible film, but it is laughably bad.
It is so bad that it actually nearly jumps genres, from action thriller to spoof comedy.
It must be tough to be that bad.
In the end, this is all about finding the good in a bad film.
And to be honest, Ive done my best.
