I only wish it was with a good, proper film rather than this awful drivel.

First and foremost,Edge of Terrorhas a woeful plot line.

Phil, the first person we are introduced to that you think might be the killer?

Theres no messing around, which is part of the problem.

All elements of mystery and suspense have now buggered off.

Thats pretty fast by anyones standards.

The killer seems like a toddler, running around, more into causing mischief than wanting to murder people.

Especially when uttering such cliched lines as Do you wanna play a game?

I dont really know what I expected from a 15 in the 80s.

Obviously, too much.

And yes, it gets worse.

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Guess what?

And thats another thing.

At least with some terrible thrillers and horrors, the deaths are inventive.

Of course, the killer changes his tactics here, going from toddler to blind drunk.

I should be surprised, but since the rest of a film is a shambles, Im not.

It is the 80s, but, believe it or not, this is worse than sub-standard.

Some of it is pure avant-garde drum machine bashing.

Now, we thankfully come to the ending.

What the hell is this film trying to do at this point?

The locked cupboard just contains some hunting implements i.e.

the first place youd look when theres a murderer after you.

In the end, it doesnt even matter, as the shutter on a window foils the killer.

The honeymooners however, have had no work since this film.

In conclusion, I think I may have just watched the worst film of all time.