The Marvel Cinematic Universe & Avengers: Endgame has an army of amazing characters.
So you won’t be seeing THESE clowns anytime soon.
Yes, even the dead ones.
Marvel Studios has assembled one huge roster of heroes.
She would actually use her considerable psychic powers to enrapture the male Avengers to her sexually.
She did rock inStar Trek: The Motion Picturethough.
Next to each other, the two looked like a before and after photo advertising a nutritional supplement.
Dr. Druiddidstar in a very cool Warren Ellis penned mini-series in the 90s but as an Avenger?
He was killed right after Captain America got him voted in as a member.
Wait, wrong disgruntled former wrestler.
Actually, Dunphy adopted a costume that looked like if Wolverine threw up onDaredevils original yellow costume.
Gaudily clad and eager, D-Man becameCaptain Americas partner.
He was voted to join the ranks of the Avengers and was killed.
Somehow, he was resurrected and became crazy, smelly, and homeless.
His fashion sense alone disqualifies him from cinematic inclusion.
They just kind of left him to guard their sea base.
Dont expect Stingray to pop up in a film anytime soon.
If Marvel cant use Sub-Mariner cinematically, it isnt going to use this dolphin loving dummy.
Horse headed badasses swinging hammers trump pony tails every time.
By the way, Thunderstrike wore a leather vest with pouches because nothing says demigod like a leather vest.
He wasnt cheesy or offensive or any of the things that forced other former Avengers onto this list.
No, Living Lightnings greatest sin was that he was so freakin dull.
He turned his body into lightning, and he was alive.
At least he didnt have a pouchy vest and a ponytail.
A scowl etched upon her crudely rendered face?
A bad attitude and a big, dopey weapon?
Its Deathcry the Shiar bird assassin lady with a bad tude and tight pants!
Maybe all this nonsense will become en vogue again in 2090 and then Deathcry will make her cinematic debut.
Until then, she is just going to have to be a feather haired, embarrassing historical footnote.
Jack of Hearts
Joined the team in Avengers vol.
But as an Avenger?
Probably because Jack of Hearts costume clashed with the garb of every other Avenger ever.
Seriously, look at this guy.
He looks like a box of Crayolas puked all over him.
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We like our Juggernauts badass, and this dummy is anything but.
Yes, Zane Yama is the son of the original Juggernaut but thats where the resemblance ends.
Seriously, this silver headed dingbat was created in 98 and he was still rocking the flannel.
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