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10-year-old Rachel is travelling from Scotland to London to stay with her estranged father.

3 out of 5

All we hear is a sinister voice could it possibly be another German?

talking to the dog.

The next day, Ned gets a ransom note, demanding 200 in return for the dog.

3 out of 5

The money is picked up but theres no sign of the dog.

But hang on, whats that white fluffy thing floating in the Thames…?

Ned goes to the police, only for CID to laugh him out of the station.

3 out of 5

And there are still three episodes to go!

But Tina the pilfered poodle is nothing more than a MacGuffin, and the thief just a crazy Pole.

Huge glasses and dodgy knitwear apart, the episodes havent dated as much as youd think.

3 out of 5

Now, wheres that nun…

Rachel in Danger:

3 out of 5

3 out of 5