David Crow gives us a look into the 9th episode of Season 4.
Oh, Archer and Lana.
Youre like the Ross and Rachel of unprofessional espionage.
The Sam and Diane.
The Arsenic and Old Lace.
Except this honeymoon is surely no pleasure cruise.
The episode opens with the two undercover as a just married couple in a swanky New York hotel.
But Archer is just having far too good of a time.
Back at Isis, Pam is driving Cyril to insanity.
Pam herds Cyrils path like a dumb cow back at the farm.
Youre pounding two $300 Glengoole freaking Blue!
Archers hands stumble to the bottom of the tub looking for something.
I thought I ordered three!
Cyril, youre worried about the guy who Power blackouts BEFORE he started drinking?!
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Lana is coming to a decision this week.
It is never explicitly said, but she keeps talking about coming to a decision.
Turns out it was Krieger with his irradiated love-pig…Yeah.
Poor, poor Lana.
She is obviously much smarter than Archer.
Yet, his oblivious selfishness causes more problems than his talents are worth.
Also, she SO does not need to go back to Cyril.
As viewers, we want to see her end up with Archer because it is entertaining.
But he is just so…Archer.
The beauty of animated shows is any development can only be paper deep.
Its like my heart is being gripped by the icy fingers of some terrifying Ghost of Honeymoon Future.
Lana after being addressed as Mrs. Archer.
Mallory to a French waiter who begins apologizing for something.
Dunkirk or for that somewhat feminine, condescending tone?
Relax, its North Korea, the nation-state equivalent of the short bus.
I am literally going to kill him.
Mallorys thoughts on spendthrift Archer.
Are they banging yet, because these ribs sure are.
Cheryl upon hearing Pam call near-death experiences the ultimate aphrodisiac.
The ultimate is doing it on top of a tranked up tiger!
