Vampires are forever young in the latest episode of American Horror Story.
It makes sense for the premiere but the second episode?)
Id avoid social media until you get a chance to watch it.
To start with, yes Lady Gagas Countess and Matt Bomers Donovan are meant to be actual Vampires.
Ditto it would seem for the creepy children who we get to see sleeping in glass coffins.
When asked why she doesnt have fangs, she simply states We dont bite, we cut.
Its a pity that he gets turned into a vampire, he really doesnt deserve it.
Is this a purifying process?
Like most ofAmerican Horror Story, the episode looks beautiful.
Im also happy to report that I found Lady Gagas performance much better than last episode.
All in all a decent episode.
Another sort of Shining connection, its revealed that Detective Lowe is an alcoholic, much like Jack Torrance.
Unlike Torrance, Lowe refuses to drink the alcohol offered to him by a ghost.
Good for him, ghost alcohol only leads to trouble.
The return of Drill-Dick!
Sadly, only as a hallucination…or was it?
-Chloe Sevignys doctor does house calls, in 2015?
-Chloe Sevignys doctor sounds off against anti vaxxers, one of the writers must really hate the measles.
Could the Countess be James Marchs wife?
That would explain how she owned the building.
The episode is called Chutes and Ladders.
I saw plenty of chutes but no ladders.
Could just be because Im tired.
Rating:
4 out of 5