Maybe Die You Zombie Bastards!
isn’t a traditional zombie movie, but it’s still worth seeking out under the right circumstances.
Okay, so maybe its notThe Walking DeadorWorld War Zor, lord help us,Diary of the Dead.
And dammit, thats all worth something, right?
I honestly dont know why I keep going back toDie You Zombie Bastards.
Who the hell can understand what hes saying, anyway?
Whatever it is hes having a lot of fun saying it, and thats good enough for me.
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Normally theres simply no point in reviewing a Troma (or Troma wannabe) movie.
But here we all are, so lets just deal with it.
Yes, the zombies here are old school voodoo zombies, more Karloff and Lugosi than Romero and Fulci.
When Violet is kidnapped from a picnic in the park (A picnic?
We also get a flashback or two to Baron Nefarious childhood and some songs from Hasil Adkins.
And when was the last time you heard about a couple of cannibals like that?
Well, okay, sure, there wasEating Raoulbut dammit that was a long time ago!
I guess there was Parents, too.
AndSweeney Todd, sort of.
Oh, just forget I asked the damn question.
You know what the hell I mean.
Its a shame he never went on to do much else.
For all his power and evil plans, nothing ever quite goes the way he wants.
The worlds most perfect woman isnt quite perfect enough, and even his damn zombie slaves are uppity.
Rating:
2 out of 5
